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Don't mind my face, it was very attractive to solid objects today. A wall. A doorframe. Other things. It's fine. I'm fine.

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Should I be worried about your depth perception?

No, just uh.. decided lack of chill this morning. I'm better now! Haven't run into anything since like.. idk 3 PM? Mostly just embarrassing, but pretty sure my forehead and cheek are gonna bruise, so.

So I heard. I must say, you never walked into a wall for me. Should I be jealous?

Ah jeez. I never walked into a wall for anyone else either. Just.. unexpected hotness in the competence area! Apparently I'm weak against that!

I tease, love. We all have our kryptonite. Mine happens to be named Darcy.

Stoooooooooooop you're gonna make me blush. OH WAIT too late that ship has sailed. ♥

You make such adorable squeaky noises when you blush though.

!! I AM. BABE. THIS IS PUBLIC.

You should probably come talk to me in the lab then.

Bossy woman. Of course.

It's kind of adorably endearing, honestly.

I think you just enjoy me being a complete mess where other people can see.

probably, yeah

It's refreshing to be on the other side of it for once. :)

one time only, nora already pulled my head out of my arse about it

Not at all surprised, the body may be different but the hard core spy inside doesn't change.

and thus my reaction

truly, now you know something of the reaction you elicit

<3

I am not nearly competent enough to garner this response, you sap. I swear, the two of you are determined to make me just explode like an overripe tomato.

I did not bet any money on you walking into things!

I did bet money on at least one other person in the office tripping over their own feet, and I did win money.

Alas, you would've cleaned house if you had.

I did bet money on your reaction to helping Nora shop.

Of course.

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