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[xp_darcy]

Don't mind my face, it was very attractive to solid objects today. A wall. A doorframe. Other things. It's fine. I'm fine.

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[xp_wallflower]

Should I be worried about your depth perception?

[xp_darcy]

No, just uh.. decided lack of chill this morning. I'm better now! Haven't run into anything since like.. idk 3 PM? Mostly just embarrassing, but pretty sure my forehead and cheek are gonna bruise, so.

[xp_wallflower]

So I heard. I must say, you never walked into a wall for me. Should I be jealous?

[xp_darcy]

Ah jeez. I never walked into a wall for anyone else either. Just.. unexpected hotness in the competence area! Apparently I'm weak against that!

[xp_wallflower]

I tease, love. We all have our kryptonite. Mine happens to be named Darcy.

[xp_darcy]

Stoooooooooooop you're gonna make me blush. OH WAIT too late that ship has sailed. ♥

[xp_wallflower]

You make such adorable squeaky noises when you blush though.

[xp_darcy]

!! I AM. BABE. THIS IS PUBLIC.

[xp_wallflower]

You should probably come talk to me in the lab then.

[xp_darcy]

Bossy woman. Of course.

[xp_cypher]

It's kind of adorably endearing, honestly.

[xp_darcy]

I think you just enjoy me being a complete mess where other people can see.

[xp_cypher]

probably, yeah

It's refreshing to be on the other side of it for once. :)

[xp_darcy]

one time only, nora already pulled my head out of my arse about it

[xp_cypher]

Not at all surprised, the body may be different but the hard core spy inside doesn't change.

[xp_darcy]

and thus my reaction

[xp_cypher]

truly, now you know something of the reaction you elicit

<3

[xp_darcy]

I am not nearly competent enough to garner this response, you sap. I swear, the two of you are determined to make me just explode like an overripe tomato.

[xp_tarot]

I did not bet any money on you walking into things!


I did bet money on at least one other person in the office tripping over their own feet, and I did win money.

[xp_darcy]

Alas, you would've cleaned house if you had.

[xp_tarot]

I did bet money on your reaction to helping Nora shop.

[xp_darcy]

Of course.