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[xp_darcy]

I swear I saw a small child (4? 7? idk kindergartenish?) and a blue not-quite-adult I don't recognize wandering around...

WHY AM I IMAGINING CHILDREN

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[xp_cypher]

you are not imagining children

although the explanation won't make any more sense

because uh

time shenanigans

[xp_tarot]

oh you can give me an explanation in a single text message but not anyone else

[xp_cypher]

because nobody else in this mansion has over a decade of experience with me and my offhand references

[xp_darcy]

...and i cannot even blame the usual suspects because they are not HERE. who did this, who disrupted the meta????

[xp_cypher]

funnily enough

a wizardwitch did it

[xp_darcy]

time shenanigans AND magic? i can't decide if that's better than a scientist ripping a hole in time and space or not.

[xp_cypher]

i mean

i know who your top two suspects are

and uh

see angie's reply below

[xp_tarot]

one of those is acceptable and I have naked sketches the other is no

[xp_darcy]

Part of my brain is like "naked sketches, oh?" and the other part is like "he will kill you, do NOT"

[xp_sylocke]

Pardon me if it is not so, but I was led to believe you have naked sketches of most people?

[xp_tarot]

Most of anyone of-age, yes. It is for reasons of The Future.

also for art.

I also have roughly sixty sketches of Quentin, because I think he hates clothing.

[xp_sylocke]

I have noticed that about Quentin. But then again, I have apparently attempted to stab him repeatedly so I suppose that means we should be about on par as far as roommates go.

Should you require new models I could be persuaded. For reasons of the Future. Or art.

[xp_topaz]

Just believe that you're better off not knowing and be happy

[xp_darcy]

I refuse to believe this, mostly because my brain is a nightmare when its curious

[xp_blink]

maybe your subconscious is telling you something?

but most likely, Something Weird has Happened

[xp_darcy]

"screm at own ass" maybe, but my subconscious tells me that every day!

Something Weird for 500

[xp_blink]

I already miss Alex Trebek and his final episodes haven't aired yet

[xp_darcy]

Apparently the last one airs near Christmas? One last gift to the world, I guess.

[xp_blink]

sounds about right.

*sigh* I think I prefer hallucinations over reality most of the time

[xp_daredevil]

they're very loud hallucinations

[xp_darcy]

i thought those were supposed to be a byproduct of doing drugs, not just something that happened on a random day.

[xp_daredevil]

depends on the day, tbh

[xp_darcy]

ugh, DAYS. LOGIC. gross.

[xp_daredevil]

sorry, bad habit

[xp_darcy]

no no you're fine just. pffffffffffft logic. :p

[xp_daredevil]

that's the whole lawyer thing. they make us learn it and it is hard to undo it :P

[xp_tarot]

Fine, no one else is being helpful.

We have visitors from what appears to be an alternate future where several unnamed for their own protection also so I do not have to imagine them naked because I refuse to draw certain people in cards have procreated.

Supposedly in that alternate future I adopted a child. I am dubious. I am extremely dubious. Children are damp.

[xp_cypher]

if what i'm assuming happened were to occur, you'd better believe i would

[xp_tarot]

No I know what you are thinking and no

[xp_cypher]

so you're saying i can't investigate this

https://seananmcguire.tumblr.com/post/625459326142824448

[xp_tarot]

...
yes
investigate

[xp_cypher]

mhm

that's what i thought

[xp_tarot]

are you gloating?

[xp_cypher]

look, the number of times i have won an argument with you about potential future events can be counted on one hand

so i will take my victory lap, yes

[xp_tarot]

If you are not in the

if you are home

are you in the mansion I am in the mansion you could have a victory lap in private if you are feeling at all energetic

[xp_cypher]

...

omw

[xp_darcy]

When you say alternate future I want to instinctively blame Reed... but Doug says a witch did it, so I can't even do that.

But sure, AU children. At least it's not tribbles.

[xp_tarot]

ugh that is the EXACT PERSON I do not want to imagine naked

[xp_darcy]

Just Fade to Black in your own mind.

[xp_cypher]

oh my god it is so ao3 up in

[xp_darcy]

omg stop looking at my browser tabs

[xp_cypher]

something something ceiling cypher

(i'm talking about how many ao3 tags these kids fit)

[xp_tarot]

I cannot I am an artist I draw things that is how my powers work that is how my brain works I hate this I just keep picturing his powers and nudity and I need very many drinks

[xp_darcy]

oh no now *I* am imagining this

[xp_tarot]

If I must suffer all must suffer.

furthermore the small child is his. In this alternate future it is not just that he procreated but there is a polite floating small child who is from what I understand quite doted upon by said Doctor Richards and I cannot reconcile this with what I have seen of that man.

[xp_darcy]

He can be polite... when he wants somethingremembers.