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[xp_darcy]

I swear I saw a small child (4? 7? idk kindergartenish?) and a blue not-quite-adult I don't recognize wandering around...

WHY AM I IMAGINING CHILDREN

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[xp_tarot]

Fine, no one else is being helpful.

We have visitors from what appears to be an alternate future where several unnamed for their own protection also so I do not have to imagine them naked because I refuse to draw certain people in cards have procreated.

Supposedly in that alternate future I adopted a child. I am dubious. I am extremely dubious. Children are damp.

[xp_cypher]

if what i'm assuming happened were to occur, you'd better believe i would

[xp_tarot]

No I know what you are thinking and no

[xp_cypher]

so you're saying i can't investigate this

https://seananmcguire.tumblr.com/post/625459326142824448

[xp_tarot]

...
yes
investigate

[xp_cypher]

mhm

that's what i thought

[xp_tarot]

are you gloating?

[xp_cypher]

look, the number of times i have won an argument with you about potential future events can be counted on one hand

so i will take my victory lap, yes

[xp_tarot]

If you are not in the

if you are home

are you in the mansion I am in the mansion you could have a victory lap in private if you are feeling at all energetic

[xp_cypher]

...

omw

[xp_darcy]

When you say alternate future I want to instinctively blame Reed... but Doug says a witch did it, so I can't even do that.

But sure, AU children. At least it's not tribbles.

[xp_tarot]

ugh that is the EXACT PERSON I do not want to imagine naked

[xp_darcy]

Just Fade to Black in your own mind.

[xp_cypher]

oh my god it is so ao3 up in

[xp_darcy]

omg stop looking at my browser tabs

[xp_cypher]

something something ceiling cypher

(i'm talking about how many ao3 tags these kids fit)

[xp_tarot]

I cannot I am an artist I draw things that is how my powers work that is how my brain works I hate this I just keep picturing his powers and nudity and I need very many drinks

[xp_darcy]

oh no now *I* am imagining this

[xp_tarot]

If I must suffer all must suffer.

furthermore the small child is his. In this alternate future it is not just that he procreated but there is a polite floating small child who is from what I understand quite doted upon by said Doctor Richards and I cannot reconcile this with what I have seen of that man.

[xp_darcy]

He can be polite... when he wants somethingremembers.