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[xp_darcy]

If you want treats from Nevada, speak up now (or wait until the next time I take a trip out there for work).

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

Is there still that Area 52 like, beef jerky places outside Vegas?

[xp_darcy]

With the wall of seafood jerky? Yeah. You want anything specific or just "surprise me"?

... I'm gonna have Doug (and Matt) with me, so that surprise option might get real... Dougified.

[xp_wildchild]

He knows not to set my mouth on fire, b/c then I start sticking claws in the soft spots between his ribs. ;)

[xp_darcy]

Please don't stab with your poky paws I have long-term plans 😇

[xp_wildchild]

He and I have a deal. He doesn't use his mean spy nerve strike shit on me, I don't stab him in the ribs.

[xp_darcy]

Nerve strikes, you say?

DOUGLAS HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME

[xp_cypher]

No, I have not been holding out on you. What Kyle likes to call "super secret nerve strikes" are just the major pressure points like the one on the side of the knee and the one up under the back of the jawline. I'm like 99.9% sure I've worked on those with you. And if I haven't, I, uh...blame concussions?

[xp_wildchild]

No man it's the sneaky way you fuckin' use them. I can do them (kinda if you want a hole in you to, or with the elbows or shit) but YOU NERVE STRiKED ME while I had you pinned with my entire ass weight and my knee in your gut and IDK what other grappling shit I had done.

you. cheat.

[xp_darcy]

I don't know how to hit pressure points so that people drop. This is going to change. 😇

[xp_cypher]

Longer term than Vegas? Do tell.

[xp_darcy]

Yes

[xp_cypher]

Yes, I know to avoid the nuclear section of the Jerky Palace, or whatever the heck it's called.

But I do reserve the right to find you the weirdest fuckin jerky possible.

[xp_darcy]

We should probably get some for his gremlin cat children class full of cats as well.