wtf

[xp_darcy]

This Schoolhouse Rock sing-a-long is making me feel so old. Positively ancient.

"When Pluto was still considered a planet" d e c r e p i t

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[xp_cypher]

In this household Pluto is still a fucking planet because the IAU made up some hot fucking bullshit and we refuse to acknowledge it.

[xp_darcy]

Just not during science trivia, because I like winning.

[xp_cypher]

what shall it profit a woman if she win the trivia but lose her soul

[xp_darcy]

IDK free dinner and the $25 gift card last time was pretty compelling.

[xp_longshot]

Somehow she'll manage to... Char-on?

[xp_darcy]

You are a gentleman and a delight, Arthur. ♥

[xp_hawkeye]

Hear, hear! Here here? Hare hare! Har har.

Did I miss Talk Like A Pirate Day again?

My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas.

The pizzas are key. I mean, what would the point of the helpful phrase be without the pizzas?

My Very Extraneous Mother Just Served Us NOTHING? What kind of a mother would do that?

We should start a campaign.

[xp_cypher]

Bold of you to think that I don't spam the IAU with "VIVA LA PLUTO" mailings already.

[xp_banshee]

Is that the thing you've been watching in the living room? Do you need some tea? Precisely how decrepit do you feel? Like you need a hot toddy or like you'd just rather die on the couch beneath a mountain of blankets? Are you still able to traverse stairs? Do you need a walker? How're your hips?

[xp_darcy]

Yeah, that was the thing I was giggling at in the living room. Hot toddy and more blankets sounds great, but only if you're joining in. 🥰

And y'know, the rest is fine except when the ol' arthritis is actin up. Mid-30s is the new 60s, right?

[xp_jubilee]

Did you see? They're thinking of naming the possibly there, possibly not, new Planet, Persephone.

[xp_darcy]

I saw that and I am delighted.