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[xp_darcy]

So... how absolutely murdered am I going to be if I show up at work with spray tea in a can? Or anywhere, really.

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[xp_daredevil]

that's unholy.

where's my rosary and holy water??

[xp_tarot]

Matthew I think we are past saying the rosary. I need a young priest and an old priest.

[xp_daredevil]

exorcism.

I'm on it.

[xp_tarot]

What.

Why would you

That is

I have no coherent responses, that is pure horror.

[xp_darcy]

Motivational tool? Go the fuck to sleep or Darcy will make you tea from the aerosol can.

Or poison. It could be poison. I'm not ruling anything out.

[xp_tarot]

Canned demons.

[xp_cypher]

I mean, I just heard Angie drop the f-bomb.

IN ENGLISH.

I don't know that I've ever heard her do that.

[xp_tarot]

That is a lie. You have just never heard me say it when clothed.

[xp_darcy]

What can I say, I'm excellent at horror.

[xp_cypher]

I will wear a stunning black veil to your funeral after Amanda comes up with a suitable punishment for your crimes against God and man.

[xp_darcy]

With dramatic wailing and swooning, or cool and calm like Morticia?

[xp_cypher]

Mostly Morticia, with one loud sob for good measure.

[xp_artie]

Amanda sees tea as a cultural thing. She'll shank you and feed your corpse to London.

[xp_darcy]

I'm sure London could use a good meal or 10.

[xp_daytripper]

Maybe not Darcy, but I'm certainly thinking about tracking down the fuckweasel who decided instant tea in a bloody can was a good idea. And then passing them around every tea-centric city I can find.

What is it the internet says? I can't even.

[xp_darcy]

I'm getting a few cans to test for demonic possession. Or curses.

And possibly to convince Barton to drink for science.

[xp_jubilee]

Look, Dude. I like you but if you bring that shit in here I’m throwing you and it through a window.

[xp_darcy]

You don't have to drink it.

Unless you decide to skip out on sleep for a few days, then I make no promises.

[xp_banshee]

Darcy, love, why would you even consider buying something like that? It's a terror.

[xp_darcy]

SCIENCE and the horror value. possibly my villain origin story. obey the darcy or you get the spray tea.

[xp_changeling]

I'll take one. In fact, I'd like enough to have instant tea every single morning when I come in. Lewis, I'd appreciate if you make that happen. Set it next to the Earl Greys, the Orange Pekoes, the Chai whatever the hell they hell. Set it out and proud. If how you brewed tea really mattered, there'd still be a British Empire instead of a Monty Python boxset.

[xp_darcy]

...HELP I THINK SOMEONE REPLACED KEVIN WITH A POD PERSON

[xp_jubilee]

Who hurt you?

[xp_invisible]

Why? Why does this exist?

Sometimes I think science has pushed too far.

[xp_darcy]

it's definitely the whole "you just thought about if you COULD, not whether you SHOULD" sort of science