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Ugh, I'm gonna be so glad when winter is over. I think I fried my phone with static electricity.

That's no good.

(and kinda weird, our phones are normally a bit more sturdy than that...)

Yeah, I forgot to stick my arm against metal before I stood up and grabbed it. The resulting shock was so strong I could actually see it... good thing the first aid kit has minor burn treatment. 😵

Not sure if it's dead-dead or I just fried the screen. Want me to bring it over for a check?

Worth a shot, at least.

That's a hell of a static shock, yikes.

It's uncommonly bad this year. I don't usually need to break out the burn paste.

Kind of sounds like your phone is out to get you. Want to throw it in the void bag?

More like the static is. Maybe I should throw myself in the void bag instead? How Mary Poppins is that thing?

I haven't found a limit yet, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to breathe in there. Or at least I'm not willing to find out

We could just stick me in from the neck down? 😀

You're not sticking your head in the questionably stable magic bag. It might be my fault if you end up decapitated

But the rest of me, though. We could try that. Maybe just the limbs. Void magic hokey-pokey?

Do me a favor and stay away from the magic stuff?

I am mostly joking. At least 90%. Nothing good happens when I deal with magic.

so, just ordered you a rubber case for your phone.

and a pack of balloons.

You're a peach AND an asshole. ♥

this I cannot deny.

Wouldn't have you any other way.

that's good, I don't know any other way to be.

want a starbucks?

Mm yes absolutely. We going out or are you already out and offering to bring it back?

offering to bring it back. unless you want to come meet me for lunch?

Huh.. yeah it is that time, isn't it? Absolutely will meet you for lunch. Text me location?

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