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[xp_darcy]

Image Description: Partial cover, blue with pink text reading "A Lady's Guide to Mischief and Mayhem"

Don't think I need help with this, but I'm sure I'll get something from it... 😉

Comments

[xp_tarot]

But can you send this to Clea to purchase a copy for the break room?

[xp_darcy]

The break room can have my copy when I'm done. I usually just trade them in for credit at the secondhand shop.

[xp_cyclops]

So if the break room ends up a warzone I know who to blame then right?

[xp_darcy]

I would never.

[xp_darcy]

On second thought, perhaps you should. Apologies in advance for the mayhem!

[xp_shadowcat]

A "Lady's" Guide, huh? Is it very polite mischief or what?

[xp_darcy]

It actually ended up being a historical romance about a lady journalist and a detective inspector? This is what I get for seeing the title and not reading the summary.

[xp_shadowcat]

Bah. I was really hoping for a How-To guide.

[xp_darcy]

1) get into mischief
2) mayhem occurs as natural result

[xp_banshee]

Well, there don't seem to be any specific how-to guides for mischief and mayhem... which honestly just means the publishing industry's missing out on niche authors and we should pool our resources to fill the void. What say you?

[xp_shadowcat]

Group project!

[xp_banshee]

Kitty, I feel we're going to be great friends. And also that we're going to get into a great deal of trouble, between the two of us.

[xp_darcy]

Three of us, at least.

[xp_banshee]

Darling, the three of us are going to do magnificent things together.

[xp_darcy]

Maybe I should be blamed for any disasters that happen in the break room.

[xp_daredevil]

that book is not meant for anyone here.

also, "lady?"

[xp_banshee]

Rude.

[xp_daredevil]

well, I'm not sure lady's get into mischief and mayhem.

that's why they are lady's. they know how to avoid that sort of thing.

[xp_banshee]

A lady might do whatever a lady wishes, so long as the lady doesn't get caught. And if the lady does get caught, the lady ought to be able to talk her way out of whatever mischief she's landed herself in with poise and rationality.

[xp_daredevil]

eh, fair.

[xp_darcy]

Cannot tell if joking or really into the taste of foot.

[xp_daredevil]

I really need to start putting emoji's in my replies, don't I?

[xp_darcy]

At least a /s or a jk, babe. Your typing deadpan is too good. ;)

[xp_daredevil]

noted.

[xp_jubilee]

Dude. Duuuude. Ladies totally get into mischief.

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3460930/amp/Nobles-gone-wild-moment-Princess-Countess-took-topless-sword-fight-settle-dispute-flowers-1892-detailed-fascinating-video-duels.html

[xp_darcy]

AMAZING. I can't swordfight, but topless duels sound hilarious. I'll probably give myself a black eye with my boobs.

[xp_daredevil]

that is very old mischief, but definitely mischief

[xp_jubilee]

Not sure if need guide, or should write a sequel.

[xp_darcy]

BOTH.