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[xp_darcy]

Sorrynotsorry for anything I said while under the influence of first night/day painkillers. Topaz... pretty sure I was saying something about Norbert the dragon from HP? Maybe asking why there was an evil robot version, idk. Anything else... ask and I'll try to decipher myself?

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[xp_darcy]

dude those nanothings were really feeling the non-sexy asphyxiation. 0/10 would've left mid-date if possible

[xp_wildchild]

I really wonder if Norbert's got a fetish. He seems really into choking people.

[xp_darcy]

He needs to GET CONSENT next time i s2g laurie's hand almost got to 2nd base with me too

[xp_wildchild]

oh shit I didn't even consider Laurie's arm. Oh fuck.

[xp_darcy]

Oh dude it is so fucked. The one that groped me wasn't even ATTACHED but the main reason I was in the infirmary was when she fucking saved my life from IT her active arm got infested and I ended up tasing both of us to stop it. Ugh. I owe her the most choice food and beverages once she's clear.

[xp_wildchild]

Oh fuck. I haven't been down to the infirmary cause I figured it was crowded af down there but I should pop down and see how she is and bring her some good finger foods. Shit. That's AWFUL.

[xp_darcy]

I don't think she was awake yet when I got released but yeah anyone that wants to be mad at her needs to come yell at me for a while so I can filter it instead.

[xp_wildchild]

yeah nobody gets to be mad at her for this holy shit

[xp_darcy]

i don't think people will but in general "mad at laurie yell at darcy instead" for a little while lol. unless it's work related. but general "laurie you are being rude" can redirect at me.

[xp_topaz]

I really hate that he actually did try to choke me in Alaska

I mean I already hated it, but this made it worse. Thanks

[xp_darcy]

wow, 3 of us? dude gets AROUND.

[xp_wildchild]

I'd show off where he tried to use his freaky robot arm to gouge out my throat but I healed it off already

[xp_darcy]

damn can i borrow your healing factor because my throat looks gnarly and my vocal cords feel worse