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[xp_darcy]

CLINT DID WHAT
he's never getting gold stars again


unrelatedly, there's a new poster in the science labs

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[xp_blackwidow]

I see he's bound and determined to keep pissing off the universe.

[xp_hawkeye]

Guys. Guys, they're not inherently evil!

[xp_darcy]

they possessed people clint omg

[xp_hawkeye]

Because somebody evil made them!

[xp_hawkeye]

I haven't actually fucked up anything.

[xp_darcy]

you kept mind-controlling squid and put them in the area with all the wonky magic shit, what do you call that if not a fuck up

"Aww Clint, No" is not sufficient for those things.

[xp_phoenix]

He did what?

[xp_darcy]

There are... souvenirs from our time at sea in the basement. Squidly ones.

[xp_phoenix]

...
I need to go drink something.

[xp_darcy]

I have a milkshake and rum.

[xp_phoenix]

I like the way you think.

[xp_darcy]

I'm where the rum's gone... and Clint's where the squid's gone. And if they disappear, I was drinking here and had nothing to do with it.

[xp_phoenix]

Um....Sorry, I'm a little too spaced at the moment to understand.

Because when I hear 'where the rum's gone' I think Jamaica.

[xp_hawkeye]

SCIENCE.

[xp_darcy]

SOME SCIENCE IS NOT SAFE. SOME SCIENCE NEEDS A HAZMAT SUIT AND ABOUT 60 LOCKS BETWEEN IT AND PEOPLE. SOME SCIENCE DOESN'T NEED TO BE WHERE INQUIRING TEENAGERS CAN TOUCH IT. CLINT.

[xp_hawkeye]

THEY AREN'T RADIOACTIVE DARCY, THEY ARE ANIMALS. ENDANGERED, RARE ANIMALS WHO WERE MISUSED AND MISTREATED.

[xp_darcy]

they traumatized almost everyone on Team Awesome and i am understandably concerned about squid that do a mind control!

[xp_hawkeye]

I'll talk to somebody about getting something to block psionics around the tanks.

[xp_darcy]

This is good and useful, I approve.