Unsubtle hint

[xp_darcy]

My birthday is Sunday and I'm pretty sure I'm required by law to own this dress.

Comments

[xp_invisible]

Well, we wouldn't want you getting in trouble with the law would we.

[xp_darcy]

Might be bad for sitting the bar in a year, yeah?

[xp_invisible]

Exactly, and when you do sit the Bar, you have to look your best and wow them all right?

[xp_darcy]

Honestly by that point they'll probably be lucky if I show up in clean clothes.

[xp_invisible]

Let's not let it come to that.

[xp_spectrum]

I'm not much for dresses usually, but that one is awesome.

[xp_darcy]

I love swing dresses and the pattern is just amazing.

[xp_angel]

Daddy Warbucks says that dress is too cheap for him to purchase.

So he'll just give you his credit card, and you can go shopping. Make sure to accessorize as well. If you don't get shoes, I will disown you.

[xp_darcy]

But I have cute shoes that match it... more dresses it is! Thanks Uncle Worthbucks. (I'm not calling you (or anyone) Daddy. Noooooope.)