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[xp_darcy]

Ugh, I'm gonna be so glad when winter is over. I think I fried my phone with static electricity.

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[xp_cypher]

That's no good.

(and kinda weird, our phones are normally a bit more sturdy than that...)

[xp_darcy]

Yeah, I forgot to stick my arm against metal before I stood up and grabbed it. The resulting shock was so strong I could actually see it... good thing the first aid kit has minor burn treatment. 😵

Not sure if it's dead-dead or I just fried the screen. Want me to bring it over for a check?

[xp_cypher]

Worth a shot, at least.

That's a hell of a static shock, yikes.

[xp_darcy]

It's uncommonly bad this year. I don't usually need to break out the burn paste.

[xp_topaz]

Kind of sounds like your phone is out to get you. Want to throw it in the void bag?

[xp_darcy]

More like the static is. Maybe I should throw myself in the void bag instead? How Mary Poppins is that thing?

[xp_topaz]

I haven't found a limit yet, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to breathe in there. Or at least I'm not willing to find out

[xp_darcy]

We could just stick me in from the neck down? 😀

[xp_topaz]

You're not sticking your head in the questionably stable magic bag. It might be my fault if you end up decapitated

[xp_darcy]

But the rest of me, though. We could try that. Maybe just the limbs. Void magic hokey-pokey?

[xp_topaz]

Do me a favor and stay away from the magic stuff?

[xp_darcy]

I am mostly joking. At least 90%. Nothing good happens when I deal with magic.

[xp_daredevil]

so, just ordered you a rubber case for your phone.

and a pack of balloons.

[xp_darcy]

You're a peach AND an asshole. ♥

[xp_daredevil]

this I cannot deny.

[xp_darcy]

Wouldn't have you any other way.

[xp_daredevil]

that's good, I don't know any other way to be.

want a starbucks?

[xp_darcy]

Mm yes absolutely. We going out or are you already out and offering to bring it back?

[xp_daredevil]

offering to bring it back. unless you want to come meet me for lunch?

[xp_darcy]

Huh.. yeah it is that time, isn't it? Absolutely will meet you for lunch. Text me location?