oops

[xp_darcy]

So.. nobody panic if you see Laurie over the next few days? My powers slipped, it caused a mishap. Everything's going to be fine, we're handling it.

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[xp_banshee]

What kind of mishap?

[xp_darcy]

apparently i am Too Bossy when i am giving orgasms

[xp_banshee]

What’d you tell her to do?

[xp_darcy]

give you 3 guesses and the first two don't count

[xp_banshee]

Lord Almighty. I’m glad the two of you had fun, Miss Bossy Boots.

[xp_darcy]

I was already planning on asking her about a controlled experiment so I'd know what to expect but uh. Well. I'm just a scientific failure these past 10 days or so all around.

[xp_wallflower]

As always, I am available should people wish to discuss their concerns or ask questions.

[xp_darcy]

But also, if you give Lo a hard time I'm going to have words with you, since this was my fuckup and she got caught in the backlash.

[xp_banshee]

No, no. No one wants to ask you questions. Darcy's already used enough vaguery to keep us all slightly informed. Besides, it's nobody's business if Darcy persuaded you into an orgasm and whatever new physical form your powers might've taken on. For pity's sake, tell them all to shove off and go enjoy a bit more time with Miss Bossy Boots.

Besides, good orgasms are likely one of the few acceptable excuses for a powers slip. Lord knows Kyle's had to replace at least three windows courtesy of me and mine, so.

[xp_banshee]

Who'd be giving either of you shite? Cause I'll be having a few words with them, myself. Our abilities aren't stagnant things and anyone who tries to box people into prim and proper roles is just asking for some type of mishap, whether intentional or not. Besides, how would anyone find out how their powers interacted with others' if they didn't get together and make mischief sometimes?

Obviously, I have some opinions.

[xp_tarot]

Do you need any time away from the office?

[xp_darcy]

No. Obviously I need to bump "get a handle on my powers to the top of the list" so it doesn't happen again on accident.

[xp_wildchild]

TERRY THIS IS A PUBLIC FORUM PEOPLE CAN SEE THIS

[xp_tarot]

Well I was going to inquire abut now I am just going to ask you to schedule Danger Room time a regular basis with anyone who is reasonably resistant to psionic powers.

That would not be me. I am far too vulnerable.

[xp_banshee]

Aye, it is. And there's nothing wrong with normalising healthy discussion and appreciation of people who give others orgasms good enough to shatter glass.

Speaking of. What're your plans for the evening?

[xp_wildchild]

As it turns out I'm replacing that last window in my room that I didn't think to put in the safety glass ahead of time.

[xp_banshee]

And that'll take up your entire evening?

[xp_darcy]

I mean, I should be better trained than accidentally commanding my partner. Or anyone, really. I deserve all the yelling. I own that, I fucked up.

[xp_wildchild]

Depends on if you wanna know what I'm wearing besides a tool belt.

[xp_darcy]

Kevin suggested Emma or Jean... I will accept anyone who can help me.

[xp_banshee]

I definitely do.

So I'll be over shortly.

Don't drop a drill on my head while I investigate what's under the tool belt.

[xp_banshee]

Did you? Or was it an understandable misstep that you're actively attempting to avoid in the future? Everything's a learning experience, regardless of the lesson you take from it. In fact, I'd say your actions now speak highly of you as a person.

[xp_darcy]

I should have put the effort in before instead of ignoring it. My thoughts on why I didn't are still valid, but. I could and should have.

This could've been so much worse.

[xp_wallflower]

You know I didn’t mind, Dar.

[xp_wallflower]

I’m not sure if I should laugh or begin teasing both yourself and Kyle.