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Hokay soooo apparently my weird static issues are a secondary mutation 🎉 (At least now I know why I've been shocking the everloving crap out of myself and anything else that can conduct electricity lately, but also OUCH, I am so tired of shocking myself. My phone. Other people. THE DAMN FRIDGE.)

So now you've all been properly warned. Please be careful touching me, don't hand me your electronics unless they're shielded or you've seen me ground myself, etc.