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Ugh, okay, FINE I'm finally to the point where I need sparring partners for hand to hand (which I am just starting) and teaching me how to break holds. Any takers?

Advantages: You get to feel me up without taking me on a date first, and also the joy of watching me fall on my ass. You might get food or beverages as treats, no promises.

Disadvantages: You have to listen to my trash talk and deal with my competitive streak.